Billy Mays and the Great Beyond

So among the other famous people who passed away recently, famous pitchman Billy Mays passed away. I pray he knew Jesus. I'm thinking what's bound to happen, or at least should happen, is this: Somebody slaps together a memorial DVD of his life, and sells it on TV for $19.99. But wait, there's more! If you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll double the offer! You get not one, but two memorial DVDs!

Now that would be a fitting tribute.